Done-With-You Text Marketingfor Local Businesses
We launch your texting system in 2 weeks. Write your first messages WITH you. Handle all the carrier paperwork. Then you own it. No marketing skills needed.
Complete setup + first messages written for your business
Then you own it. Templates included, no marketing skills needed.
Most people read a text within 5 minutes* (your last email is still sitting there)
Two outcomes, both good: either your customers show up more, or you get 100% back AND keep everything we built together.
72%
Read business texts within 5 minutes*
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First messages written WITH you
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Marketing skills needed to send
*Consumer survey data, not Hermes customer results. 72% of consumers say they read business texts within five minutes (EZ Texting, 2026 Consumer Texting Behavior Report, 959 US consumers). Separately, 82% say they check their texts generally within five minutes (SimpleTexting, 2025, survey of 1,000 US consumers). Those are two different questions and we keep them apart. SMS has no read receipt, so nobody can measure an open rate.
TEXT MARKETING MADE SIMPLE FOR
Get 20% Off Forever
Join our first 15 Founding Members and lock in 20% off every plan, for life. Plus white-glove onboarding and founder access.
Founding Member Spots
15 of 15 remaining
Program Ends
September 30, 2026
or when spots fill
Founding Members Get:
20% Off, Locked for Life
You always pay 20% less than the going rate, on any plan
Founder Access
Direct line to the founder
Elevated Lifetime Support
Priority response times
Shape the Product
Your feedback influences our roadmap
Founding Member benefits are exclusive to those who sign up before September 30, 2026 or until all 15 spots are claimed, whichever comes first.
How It Works
Launch in 2 Weeks. Then You Own It.
Then $250/month or cancel. No contract. No marketing skills needed.
Personalized Strategy Call
We learn your business and handle the carrier paperwork so your texts actually get delivered. Our setup guides you through every field so your number gets approved fast.
We Build While Carriers Verify
While carriers approve your number (approx. 2 weeks), we import your list and write your first 3 messages. No wasted time.
Launch Day -> Send Your First Message
Once approved, your messages are ready. Preview, approve, send. Start seeing results fast.
You're In Control
After launch, you own it. Send new messages in 30 seconds using templates + AI help. We don't disappear. Support is always here.
We do the hard part once. You do the easy part forever. 30 seconds to send after launch.
Why This Works
Why Local Businesses Are Ditching Email & Ads
You've tried everything else. Email gets ignored. Ads burn cash. Slow nights keep happening. Texting is the only channel that actually brings customers back.
Email Marketing
Your promotions sit in a promotions tab
Facebook Ads
Unpredictable results, constant optimization
Word of Mouth
Can't control when customers come back
Text Marketing (We Launch, You Own)
We do the hard part once, you do the easy part forever
Investment: $250/month
The difference is simple: Email and ads hope customers see your message. A text lands in their pocket, and most people read one within five minutes according to consumer surveys. That's the whole difference.
Simple Pricing. Powerful Results.
First 15 Founding Members get 20% off any plan, forever + white-glove onboarding
Hermes Text Marketing
3,000 messages/month, advanced analytics, priority support, A2P compliance handled, 1 phone number, campaign templates
20% off, locked for life on any future tier • Ends September 30, 2026
Cancel anytime
Included Features:
Founding Member: 20% off, locked for life
Your rate: $200/month today (not $250)
That's $600 back in your pocket every year you stay
90-Day "Keep Everything" Guarantee
Two outcomes, both good for you — either your customers start showing up more — or you get 100% back AND keep everything we built together.
Complete your onboarding and send your first message. If you're not impressed after 90 days, full refund. You walk away with $1,850 worth of work:
- • All campaign copy and templates we wrote together ($750 value)
- • Your organized contact database, exported and yours ($300 value)
- • Strategy insights and training from your SMS strategist ($800 value)
- • Your phone number. Port it wherever you go. We cover the port-out fee.
You literally cannot lose. Try it, or keep wondering.
Results vary based on industry, list quality, and implementation. See terms for full guarantee details.
WHY TEXT MARKETING WORKS
*Consumer surveys, not Hermes customer results. 72% say they read business texts within five minutes and 82% reply within fifteen (EZ Texting, 2026 Consumer Texting Behavior Report, 959 US consumers). Surveys measure what people say they do. What you see depends on your list, your industry, and how you use it.
Straight Talk
Common Concerns (Answered Honestly)
Ready to Fill Your Empty Seats?
Become a Founding Member. We write your messages WITH you. You approve and push send. Customers show up. It's that simple.
Lock in 20% OFF FOREVER - your Founding Member discount never expires, on any plan. Save every month, for life.
Over 5 years: Save $3,000 with Founding Member pricing