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FOUNDING MEMBER: 15/15 spots
Ends September 30, 2026Get 20% off

Done-With-You Text Marketingfor Local Businesses

We launch your texting system in 2 weeks. Write your first messages WITH you. Handle all the carrier paperwork. Then you own it. No marketing skills needed.

Complete setup + first messages written for your business

Then you own it. Templates included, no marketing skills needed.

Most people read a text within 5 minutes* (your last email is still sitting there)

90-Day "Keep Everything" Guarantee
No Marketing Skills Needed
Cancel Anytime

Two outcomes, both good: either your customers show up more, or you get 100% back AND keep everything we built together.

72%

Read business texts within 5 minutes*

3

First messages written WITH you

0

Marketing skills needed to send

*Consumer survey data, not Hermes customer results. 72% of consumers say they read business texts within five minutes (EZ Texting, 2026 Consumer Texting Behavior Report, 959 US consumers). Separately, 82% say they check their texts generally within five minutes (SimpleTexting, 2025, survey of 1,000 US consumers). Those are two different questions and we keep them apart. SMS has no read receipt, so nobody can measure an open rate.

TEXT MARKETING MADE SIMPLE FOR

Bars & Pubs
Restaurants
Cafes
Retail
Venues
Founding Member Program

Get 20% Off Forever

Join our first 15 Founding Members and lock in 20% off every plan, for life. Plus white-glove onboarding and founder access.

Founding Member Spots

15 of 15 remaining

Program Ends

September 30, 2026

or when spots fill

Founding Members Get:

20% Off, Locked for Life

You always pay 20% less than the going rate, on any plan

Founder Access

Direct line to the founder

Elevated Lifetime Support

Priority response times

Shape the Product

Your feedback influences our roadmap

Founding Member benefits are exclusive to those who sign up before September 30, 2026 or until all 15 spots are claimed, whichever comes first.

How It Works

Launch in 2 Weeks. Then You Own It.

Then $250/month or cancel. No contract. No marketing skills needed.

1

Personalized Strategy Call

We learn your business and handle the carrier paperwork so your texts actually get delivered. Our setup guides you through every field so your number gets approved fast.

Carrier paperwork included
2

We Build While Carriers Verify

While carriers approve your number (approx. 2 weeks), we import your list and write your first 3 messages. No wasted time.

Strategy included
3

Launch Day -> Send Your First Message

Once approved, your messages are ready. Preview, approve, send. Start seeing results fast.

Fast results
4

You're In Control

After launch, you own it. Send new messages in 30 seconds using templates + AI help. We don't disappear. Support is always here.

You own it

We do the hard part once. You do the easy part forever. 30 seconds to send after launch.

Why This Works

Why Local Businesses Are Ditching Email & Ads

You've tried everything else. Email gets ignored. Ads burn cash. Slow nights keep happening. Texting is the only channel that actually brings customers back.

📧

Email Marketing

You can't tell who read it

Your promotions sit in a promotions tab

Cost: $50-200/month
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Facebook Ads

$2K+ monthly burn

Unpredictable results, constant optimization

Cost: $500-2,000/month
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Word of Mouth

Slow & unpredictable

Can't control when customers come back

Cost: Free (but slow)
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Text Marketing (We Launch, You Own)

Read in minutes, not days

We do the hard part once, you do the easy part forever

Most people read a text within 5 minutes (consumer surveys)
First messages written WITH you (then you own it)
Send messages in 30 seconds after launch
90-Day "Keep Everything" Guarantee

Investment: $250/month

The difference is simple: Email and ads hope customers see your message. A text lands in their pocket, and most people read one within five minutes according to consumer surveys. That's the whole difference.

Simple Pricing. Powerful Results.

First 15 Founding Members get 20% off any plan, forever + white-glove onboarding

EVERYTHING INCLUDED

Hermes Text Marketing

3,000 messages/month, advanced analytics, priority support, A2P compliance handled, 1 phone number, campaign templates

Founding Member Benefits15 of 15 spots

20% off, locked for life on any future tier • Ends September 30, 2026

$250$200/month

Cancel anytime

Included Features:

3,000 SMS messages/month
Advanced analytics dashboard
Priority support
A2P compliance handled
1 phone number
Text templates & automation
Contact management & segmentation
Message scheduling & delivery

Founding Member: 20% off, locked for life

Your rate: $200/month today (not $250)

That's $600 back in your pocket every year you stay

90-Day "Keep Everything" Guarantee

Two outcomes, both good for youeither your customers start showing up more — or you get 100% back AND keep everything we built together.

Complete your onboarding and send your first message. If you're not impressed after 90 days, full refund. You walk away with $1,850 worth of work:

  • All campaign copy and templates we wrote together ($750 value)
  • Your organized contact database, exported and yours ($300 value)
  • Strategy insights and training from your SMS strategist ($800 value)
  • Your phone number. Port it wherever you go. We cover the port-out fee.

You literally cannot lose. Try it, or keep wondering.

Results vary based on industry, list quality, and implementation. See terms for full guarantee details.

WHY TEXT MARKETING WORKS

72%
Read business texts within 5 minutes*
82%
Reply within 15 minutes*
Zero
Skills Needed

*Consumer surveys, not Hermes customer results. 72% say they read business texts within five minutes and 82% reply within fifteen (EZ Texting, 2026 Consumer Texting Behavior Report, 959 US consumers). Surveys measure what people say they do. What you see depends on your list, your industry, and how you use it.

Straight Talk

Common Concerns (Answered Honestly)

15 of 15 Founding Member spots left• Ends September 30, 2026

Ready to Fill Your Empty Seats?

Become a Founding Member. We write your messages WITH you. You approve and push send. Customers show up. It's that simple.

Lock in 20% OFF FOREVER - your Founding Member discount never expires, on any plan. Save every month, for life.

Over 5 years: Save $3,000 with Founding Member pricing

90-Day "Keep Everything" Guarantee
Cancel Anytime
White-Glove Setup Included